Everyone plagiarizes me. Ever since I wrote my…

“If I wrote an autobiography, I'd have to sue the author for defamation...”

— Seeley James

The immature poet imitates, the mature poet plagiarizes,

— T. S. Eliot

Nearly every politician plagiarizes their speeches, because nearly every politician has a speech writer do the work for them.

— Ana Kasparian

And then I wrote my first autobiography when I - well, it was 23 years ago. And since then I've written about one book…

— Joan Collins

When my mother left her second husband, she wrote her autobiography and presented it to him for his approval.

— David Antin

I was a fan of the Marx Brothers. One of them had this character where he pretended not to be able to talk, but…

— Nile Rodgers

I really didn't talk about my sexuality until I wrote my autobiography.

— Tab Hunter

If I ever wrote an autobiography - and I won't - it would be called 'Don't Google Me.'

— Craig Bellamy

“If each of us wrote our autobiography these experiences would certainly make it to those pages in some form. They are the moments that…

— Maureen Calamia

The reason why I began making quilts is because I wrote my autobiography in 1980 and couldn't get it published because I wanted to…

— Faith Ringgold

I wrote a little autobiography about how luck has to do with everything. It's called 'My Lucky Life In and Out of Show Business.'…

— Dick Van Dyke

“A person’s life is a bounded thing that must end. We will leave this earth with unfinished business. Regardless of the outcome of this…

— Kilroy J. Oldster

“Someday, I want to write an unauthorized autobiography of myself.”

— David McMullen-Sullivan

“I am not and autobiographical writer--one can't be without a solid and explicable self--and read all autobiographical writers with the same curiosity. What kind…

— Yiyun Li

I think anything that anyone writes thats any good is going to have a lot of autobiography.

— Stephen Adly Guirgis