First time I ever sang was in a contest in Louisiana when…

I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.

— Woody Allen

I wonder why we always deny love. I remember in middle school, if you were accused of the crime of loving, you screamed denials…

— Caroline B. Cooney

And I don't really have anyone upon whom I want to rain down my wrath," I said, because in truth I didn't. I always…

— John Green

If I would have listened to the naysayers, I would still be in the Austrian Alps yodeling.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sometimes humans hit on a moment of profundity more complete than their dim minds could comprehend, and they took that nugget of truth and…

— Kelley Armstrong

If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You…

— Jack Handey

It's like a prize fighter. He knows he has a fight coming up, so he gets in the gym and trains. So when I…

— Slim Whitman

I can't stand to sing the same song the same way two nights in succession. If you can, then it ain't music, it's close…

— Billie Holiday

I can't stand to sing the same song the same way two nights in succession, let alone two years or ten years.

— Billie Holiday

“In whatever decisions you make in life, you have to run them through a series of logic tests to make sure that there aren’t…

— John-Talmage Mathis

Discrimination isn't welcome in Louisiana, but as is the case often, folks running for office seem to forget that we have an obligation to…

— John Bel Edwards

To propel our Louisiana culture into the future seems to be quite a task, but if one lives for the music as Cedric does,…

— Michael Doucet

When the savages of Louisiana wish to have fruit, they cut the tree at the bottom and gather the fruit. That is exactly a…

— Baron de Montesquieu

“My casino experience is to someone else their experience with their employer, of how the company has elected to behave solely for greed, profits,…

— John-Talmage Mathis

Louisiana's spicy, colorful politics have saddled our state with a reputation for tolerating lax ethical standards in government.

— John Kennedy