I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.

My sense of humor keeps me from committing atrocities! I love rearranging words and destroying language and the established forms of art and music/challenging…

— Alan Bishop

“I’d prefer not to end up at the losing end of a zombie ass tonight.”

— Bryan James

“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in…

— Jesse Petersen

“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.”

— Jesse Petersen

“I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend…

— Jesse Petersen

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the…

— Jaime King

When I was young I used to practice a martial art that was a mixture of karate, kung fu, Jujitsu, Yawara Kubotan, Aikido, Okinawan…

— William C. Brown

Growing up either from classes or watching movies I knew, of course, about kung fu, karate, aikido, Muay Thai... But the first time I…

— Gareth Evans

You have hundreds of artists you're dealing with across the world and the scale of this movie [Kung Fu Panda] was insane - we…

— Jennifer Yuh Nelson

I remember when I was a kid, I'd watch 'Kung Fu Theater' on TV, and all the movies would star guys named things like…

— Justin Lin

“If you take a bus, you should know when to get off!".”

— Master Iain Armstrong

My big fight is not in the movie and I don't understand that decision but I know he's right about it, whatever it is.…

— David Carradine

Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bullshit.

— John Mcclane

You lost everything? Haha what are you talking about? Oh me crazy huh? Well tell me, what did you have the day you pulled…

— Mr Ping

I train my muscles, and I do a lot of stretching, and try to kick higher. But for me, practicing kung-fu is a way…

— Stephen Chow