I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor…

“Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong”

— Jesse Petersen

“Make requests, not demands. example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.”

— Jesse Petersen

“I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend…

— Jesse Petersen

“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.”

— Jesse Petersen

“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.”

— Jesse Petersen

“So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just…

— Jesse Petersen

“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in…

— Jesse Petersen

“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike,…

— Jesse Petersen

“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.”

— Jesse Petersen

“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left…

— Jesse Petersen

“Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.”

— Jesse Petersen

“Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.”

— Jesse Petersen

“I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.”

— Jesse Petersen

“Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.”

— Jesse Petersen

“Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.”

— Jesse Petersen