If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would…
“If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.”
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This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.
The speaker jokes that if God wanted the metric system, the number of apostles would differ, implying religious texts aren’t scientific manuals.
In simple terms: God didn’t design measurement systems.
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- debates on science vs religion
- education curricula
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