YO MAMA SO OLD... Yo mama so old the back of her head…
““YO MAMA SO OLD... Yo mama so old the back of her head looks like a raisin. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1. Yo mama so old when she was a child rainbows were still in black and white. Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old she was a crossing guard when Moses parted the red sea. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she has an autographed bible. Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro. Yo mama so old she knew Gandalf before he had a beard.””
About This Quote
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Exaggerated jokes about extreme old age use absurd historical references for humor.
In simple terms: Funny old‑age jokes.
Use hyperbole for laughs.
Themes
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Type
When to use this quote
- party gatherings
- stand‑up shows
- online memes
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Is exaggeration effective for comedy?
- When does satire become disrespectful?
Humor may offend or alienate older audiences.