I'm curious to know how many newborn babies will be named…

When I'm on Twitter, we just talk to people. I call all my Twitter followers my 'Twitter babies.'

— Rozonda Thomas

If all fooles had babies, wee should want fuell.

— George Herbert

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the…

— Garry Shandling

It was an odd coincidence that my career took off the same decade as having babies. I often wished it had been different, that…

— Jane Kaczmarek

My videos, the ones I produced and co-directed and came up with a treatment from scratch - those are my babies.

— Sisqo

“you like babies, don't you? he asked... I have a marginally higher opinion of them than Herod, she said.”

— Jill McGown

God looks out for fools and babies.

— Meshell Ndegeocello

“Babies who do not sleep ‘through the night’ alone in a cot, as soon as possible after birth, are seen as a ‘problem’.”

— Gabrielle Palmer

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby…

— Steven Wright

“...For having a baby's sweet face so close to your own, for so long a time as it takes to nurse 'em, is a…

— Erica Eisdorfer

Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I…

— Kathryn Stockett

Some women just skip having babies or adopt because they don't want to get fat or they haven't put in the time to find…

— Jaime Pressly

“Even lizard + baby can be director.”

— Robert Robert

People who make babies surrender their right to behave like them.

— Carolyn Hax

Babies are great but I am not ready to have one. Maybe ten years from now but not yet. I want to keep my…

— Lady Gaga