So a skunk humped my leg earlier.

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.

— Robert A. Heinlein

I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy].

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

“The hair compromise he finally agreed to is a white strip on the left side – geriatric punk, he’d whispered to himself – with,…

— Margaret Atwood

“No use trying to cat fight with a skunk.”

— D. Michael Quinn

Back in the 1950s, there was a top-secret program code-named SUNTAN being conducted at a top-secret facility called Skunk Works. Its objective? To develop…

— Annie Jacobsen

Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it.

— Lloyd Doggett

“Dr. Stern told me that the wilderness of Carolina is alive wi’ fierce creatures—bears and wildcats and wicked panthers—and a great foul thing the…

— Diana Gabaldon

“I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

We used to have skunks that would go under our house and scratch their backs. I remember after I had my first baby, I…

— Ree Drummond

“A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, But the stump thunk the skunk stunk.”

— Riley Weber

Shortest straw pulls the skunk's tail.

— Samuel Hopkins Adams

Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around.…

— Jack Handey

“I am the skunk killer.”

— Libby Fischer Hellmann

It may be that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet,' but I should be loath to see…

— Alexander Henry

“This stinks like a roadkill skunk.”

— Maya Banks