I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I…

. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.

— Mickey Rooney

Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.

— Dana Gould

I'm getting some pygmy goats and a miniature donkey. Who needs a man?

— Coleen Nolan

Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life.

— Jon Katz

Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.

— George Orwell

If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it!

— D. H. Lawrence

A donkey a day keeps the tubesocks at bay.

— Greg Schober

“as a copy she was not a very good copy. There were differences. She was not one of His best efforts. There is a…

— Elaine Morgan

The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes.

— Robert Novak

Poetry is a dumb Buddha who thinks a donkey is as important as a diamond.

— Natalie Goldberg

“An uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey.”

— Merrie Haskell

Left to their own devices, men would wear trainers with a pair of stonewashed jeans and would think nothing of throwing on a donkey…

— Claudia Winkleman

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass.

— Frank Zappa

No lusting after your neighbor's house - or wife or servant or maid or ox or donkey. Don't set your heart on anything that…

— Moses

“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he…

— Priyavrat Thareja