We're all cremated equal.

In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.

— Anonymous

In nuclear war, all men are cremated equal.

— Dexter Gordon

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to be cremated."…

— Dave Spikey

“The last time somebody was cremated, his ashes were sprinkled from a crop duster. We all ran for cover. We liked him fine, but…

— Gayden Metcalfe

When I die, nieces, I want to be cremated, my ashes taken up in a bush plane and sprinkled onto the people in town…

— Joseph Boyden

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.

— Anthony Jeselnik

There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.

— Robert Breault

“Your father, madam, was fully cremated. I made absolutely certain.” Alexia swallowed silently and then said fervently, “Thank you, Floote.”

— Gail Carriger

A politician should not be written off till he or she is cremated.

— George Fernandes

I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes.

— James Randi

“For nearly two years, Bert had been taking care of Susan Branaman, who was dying of cancer. ... When she died, Bert held a…

— Peter Biskind

“Why, her father would turn in his grave--well, as a matter of fact, he was cremated, but what I mean is, if he hadn't…

— Georgette Heyer

“At the funeral my stitches were itching like crazy, but it didn’t bother me much because I was like totally tripping on the codeine…

— Adam Rapp

I don't want to be cremated, I want to be buried. I don't believe in wasting wood and I feel that one should give…

— Khushwant Singh

What's going to happen when I die? I may be buried, or I may be cremated, I may give my body to science. I…

— Richard Dawkins