I chuckled like Aldo Ray. If I had to endure his l'homme…

“I'm an alcoholic, Tara.”

— Jaci Burton

“Alcoholism is a choice... not a life sentence.”

— David Norman

If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their…

— Amy Sedaris

I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So I would…

— Felipe Esparza

Booze is my escape from reality,If your a drinker,You understand,I'm a Alcoholic.

— Becka Miller

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

— Ingrid Bengis

“Medical research has revealed that in about one-tenth of the population, the liver processes alcohol differently, releasing a chemical messenger that creates the craving…

— Kaylie Jones

“The alcoholic retains the ability to condemn his addiction and advise those not subject to it to avoid succumbing to the liquid poison. But…

— Pitigrilli

When a woman drinks it's as if an animal were drinking, or a child. Alcoholism is scandalous in a woman, and a female alcoholic…

— Marguerite Duras

In Stratford you either turn into an alcoholic or you better write.

— Christopher Plummer

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

Because I know I'm an addict, and I know I'm an alcoholic.

— Jamie Lee Curtis

Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic.

— Michel Houellebecq

More than most people, the alcoholic leads a double life. He is very much the actor

— Bill W

“He’s downed four drinks in the short time it took for me to get myself together and find him. Either he’s shaken by something…

— Susan Ee