I don't do one-night stands," she blurted. "Who says one…

“She frowned. Then blurted, "Do you have other females?" As if anyone could measure up to her? "No! Why do you ask?" "We haven't…

— J.R. Ward

“One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whoever said one-night stands were supposed to be simple with no strings attached had clearly never met the disaster that was me.”

— Cora Carmack

A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't spend one night without.

— Anonymous

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

— Dudley Moore

A real woman gives up one night stands for a man she can't stand one night without.

— KM II

“So what do you do for sex? Just one-night stands? Or do you play a lot of five-on-one?" -- Clarissa”

— Tiffany A. Snow

What part of no don't you understand. To put it plain and simple, I'm not into one night stands.

— Lorrie Morgan

Out stretched hands and one night stands, still I can't find love.

— Kid Rock

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

— Paris Hilton

A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's a rock 'n' roll thing to have one-night stands.

— Rick Springfield

“(S)ome people go through their whole life just having one-night stands with the same person.”

— Scylla

I'm like a rock singer with one-night stands on the road.

— Karl Lagerfeld

“What are you doing?” I dropped the dress and whirled around. Stephen stood in the doorway of the closet, looking at me steadily. “Nothing,”…

— Kim Harrington