it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born…

Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry...

— J. K. Rowling

“Aaah ... said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney’s mystical whisper, when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget…

— J.K. Rowling

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like…

— Tina Fey

The word midget makes me money.

— Hornswoggle

I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to…

— Cassandra Clare

“Better feed him more beans or you’re going to have a midget on your hands, Wiley,” he said. “It’s bad enough to be deaf,…

— Nick Wilgus

Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.

— Gianfranco Zola

I'm as pissed as a midget with a yo yo.

— Author Name

“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise. Become a stranger to need of pity. Or if compassion be freely given out, take only enough. Stop…

— Alice Walker

Life is a midget so try and live it up.

— Lil Wayne

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

— W. C. Fields

The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere.

— Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

“I frowned. This from a man who just watched a midget riding a gimp?”

— Jaye Wells

Are you a producer or a looter? If diversity were always and everywhere good we would be clamoring for more midgets in the NBA.

— Jonah Goldberg