You're weird, obnoxious, crazy and a complete idiot. but…

When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this…

— Itsme867

I hope you find someone who makes you miserable :)

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Would you like you if you met you.

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Past is a good place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.

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Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on.

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You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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I almost had you... But I didn't even know it

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We all have flaws. The end.

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I don't understand how I care so much WHEN YOU DON'T CARE at all.

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Let's skip to the good part

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That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito.

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Thank you for reading this, I have officially wasted your time.

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That warm feeling you get when you put on clothes right out of the dryer.

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To all the students who drop out and fail high school: Remember two things, 1. You tried your best. 2. I don't like pickles…

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DREAMS NEVER END!

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