Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you stupid cow!”

— Raine Miller

“...So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Busybody Holmes.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“put in yo'r pipe, and smoke it,”

— Elizabeth Gaskell

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

— Anonymous

“Put this in your 'pastoral' pipe and smoke it!!!" ~R. Alan Woods [2012]”

— R. Alan Woods

“Put that in your self-righteous pipe and smoke it!!!.”

— R. Alan Woods

OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I…

— David Hockney

In our culture, the Native Americans, when two strangers come together. You know what we do in our culture? We smoke the peace pipe.

— Tatanka

Tobacco smoke is the one element in which, by our European manners, men can sit silent together without embarrassment, and where no man is…

— Thomas Carlyle

I've seen pretty clear, ever since I was a young un, as religion's something else besides notions. It isn't notions sets people doing the…

— George Eliot

A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a…

— Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

I played upright bass. I wanted to write great tunes, play the bass, be a band leader, and smoke a big funny pipe like…

— Jack Bruce

Nobody can have your psychedelic experience for you; you just have to screw your courage up and raise the cup to your lips or…

— Dennis McKenna

The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning.

— Ian Fleming

I checked out all types of tobacco trying to find one that would be easiest to live with, I ended up using pipe tobacco.…

— David Strathairn