A crafty knave needs no broker.

What boy well raised can compare with your street gamin who has the knowledge and the shrewdness of a grown-up broker.

— Elbert Hubbard

Israel must never be expected to jeopardize her security: if she was ever foolish enough to do so, and then suffered for it, the…

— Margaret Thatcher

I was a trader for a company. That's different from the brokers who we sort of disdain as sort of just errand boys.

— Melvin Van Peebles

The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the…

— H. L. Mencken

It is curious that Christianity, which is idealism, is sturdily defended by the brokers, and steadily attacked by the idealists.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

If your broker or investment advisor is not familiar with the concept of standard deviation of returns, get a new one.

— William J. Bernstein

We've always had a dual role in the region - friend of Israel, and honest broker. We've given up the honest broker role completely.

— Chris Matthews

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

— Ogden Nash

Japan should get more involved in mediating disputes between countries and seek to play the role of a peace broker. To make this possible,…

— Sadako Ogata

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

— Alexander Woollcott

We never will have any prosperity that is free from speculation till we pass a law that every time a broker or person sells…

— Will Rogers

Diversification is something that stock brokers came up with to protect themselves, so they wouldn't get sued for making bad investment choices for clients.…

— Jim Rogers

Intelligence, goodness, humanity, excitement, serenity. Over time, these are the things that change the musculature of your face, as do laughter, and animation, and…

— Anne Lamott

Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing.

— Leopold Fechtner

“The broker said the stock was "poised to move." Silly me, I thought he meant up.”

— Randy Thurman