I felt like a chicken crammed into the same oven as the…

“Payback takes many forms but from the business-end of a Christmas turkey isn’t a form I would’ve bet on...”

— Jonathan Dunne

Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively,…

— Berkeley Breathed

I've always wanted to have Christmas in turkey.

— James Bond

I like alligator meat. Tastes like chicken.

— Wade Boggs

I'll wear one dress and someone will be, 'That's a gorgeous dress.' But my mother will be, like, 'What were you wearing? It looked…

— Laura Whitmore

Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is…

— Erma Bombeck

[Chickens] are very frenetic. So if you think about it and you look back in other movies, like if someone's taking a crazy bus…

— Ed Helms

“If frogs tasted like chicken, I’d gladly jump in the frying pan. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

— Jarod Kintz

If you're rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you're probably going to get hurt.

— Joe Teti

If it tastes like chicken, you better keep licking, if it tastes like trout, you better get out

— Mr_PNess

“Love is like being featherless in mid flight and not even wondering if you taste like chicken. My love must taste like ostrich, because…

— Jarod Kintz

“He had been trussed up like a chicken in his own breeches.”

— Ted Mendelssohn

“Stop that! What were you doing, perched on the window ledge like a big chicken?" Despite his aches and irritations, he couldn't help but…

— Karen Hawkins

“Farid, you are keeping a hawk; don't expect her to lay eggs like a chicken.”

— Michael Gruber

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

— Helen Rowland