He's no John Walton.

You know you've been put down alot when you handle insults better than you do compliments.

— Daviddave

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and Ill get back to you.

— Anonymous

I want to slap on you, but I don't want a slut on my hand!!

— Anonymous

Sometimes the best thing to do when someone is spitting harsh words on us is to simply fold our hands and watch. Not because…

— Terry Mark

“Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak.' -Thaddeus”

— Paul Collins

If you take the the insults of your fellow human beings personally, you will be offended for the rest of your life.

— Deepak Chopra

No one seems to have learned, or can remember, the magic words that calm people when they are frightened or threatened: "I'm sorry; I…

— Carol Tavris

“the nights you fight best are when all the weapons are pointed at you, when all the voices hurl their insults while the dream…

— Charles Bukowski

“Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of redundancy. But that info is obsolete, like my insults…

— Will Advise

It takes a million compliments to build you up, but one insult to send it all crashing down.

— Anonymous

Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours...

— Anonymous

Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul.

— Walt Whitman

“The richness of our ethnic insults vocabulary was wide and deep. It reflected, all too easily, the more elaborate predjiduces of our parents (not…

— Andrei Codrescu

Are you in a stupid mode or does this come naturally?..

— Anonymous

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

— Exchange Between Lady Astor And Winston Churchill