Don't you see any contradiction between being a Christian…

“Considering he was neither priest nor scholar, the young man gave sensible, thoughtful replies -- the more so, perhaps, for being untrained, for he…

— Iain Pears

“Becoming serious was not the same thing as approaching truth, I sensed, however vaguely. But death was a fact, a serious fact, no matter…

— Haruki Murakami

“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Helpless, unknown, and unremembered, most human beings, however sensitive, idealistic, intelligent, go through life as passengers rather than chauffeurs. Although we may pretend that…

— Anonymous

To lead the good life in New York, the two most important things for a woman are a chauffeur and a fur-lined raincoat. If…

— Iris Apfel

“I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—I’m driven.”

— Jarod Kintz

Because it's unacceptable that the aid worker's chauffeur only speaks his own tribal language, an applicant is needed who also speaks English fluently -…

— James Shikwati

“Rich can live better than poor but they cannot live without poor.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.”

— Amit Kalantri

Hopped up in my car and told my chauffeur to the top

— Lil Wayne

I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.

— Henny Youngman

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur.

— Don Meredith

“Every day, on the roads of Delhi, some chauffeur is driving an empty car with a black suitcase sitting on the backseat. Inside that…

— Aravind Adiga

“French zombie chauffeur.”

— Rick Riordan

Bitch, they call it Motor City, cause you're most likely to crash. Fuck it! Good thing I got a chauffeur...Going broke? No sir!

— Big Sean