Love is like pissing,we can't control it.

Crying was like pissing everything out on the ground.

— Stephen King

“Talking to morons like that is like pissing in a urinal full of cigarette butts, like shitting in a toilet full of Tampax: nothing…

— Michel Houellebecq

“I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. There were certain things that you just didn’t joke about; it was simply…

— Jordan Belfort

You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in…

— Ernest Hemingway

Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but…

— Lyndon B. Johnson

I've learned that pleasing everyone is nearly impossible, but pissing everyone off is way easier, and fun as hell ! :D

— Mac

“I remember another aphorism of my father's, one that he used to say whenever we passed someone pissing openly in the street: add color…

— Dinaw Mengestu

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“She who gets in the middle of a pissing match will only get wet.”

— Brent Weeks

It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible.

— Randy Pausch

Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off.

— Colin Powell

If you’re not pissing someone off, you probably aren’t doing anything important.

— Oliver $

“That's how I want to go. Taking my own way out and totally pissing everybody off at the end.”

— L.J. Smith

I have this habit of pissing people off without even trying, or hurting them I'm not really sure why it's just something I do.

— Cheyenne DeLaCruz

Pissing people off should be a sport

— Priyanka