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It was noted long ago that the front row of burlesque…

“It was noted long ago that the front row of burlesque houses was occupied predominantly by bald-headed men. In fact, such a row became known as the bald-headed row. It might be assumed from this on statistical evidence that the continued close observation of chorus girls in tights caused loss of…” quote by Harry S.N. Greene
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“It was noted long ago that the front row of burlesque houses was occupied predominantly by bald-headed men. In fact, such a row became known as the bald-headed row. It might be assumed from this on statistical evidence that the continued close observation of chorus girls in tights caused loss of hair from the top of the head.”

Harry S.N. Greene

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This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

Suggests a humorous correlation between watching performers and hair loss, implying a causal link without evidence.

In simple terms: Watching may cause hair loss.

Key Takeaway

Question assumptions.

Themes

humor culture stereotype

Mood

witty skeptical

Type

satire observation

When to use this quote

  • theatre attendance
  • health myths
  • media satire

Key Concepts

causation vs correlation social observation

Questions to Reflect On

  • Is there evidence for this claim?
  • Why do such myths persist?
A Different Perspective

Correlation does not prove causation.

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