I dont have ulcers, I give them

I don't have ulcers; I give them.

— Harry Cohn

The seals stupidly dive off rocks into swirling black water, barking mindlessly. The zookeepers feed them dead fish. A crowd gathers around the tank,…

— Bret Easton Ellis

Ulcers come from not dealing with something.

— John Densmore

You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.

— Vicki Baum

When I was 14, my mother died. My father, who had always had ulcers, came apart. He had a series of intestinal operations, and…

— Bonnie Bedelia

Bleeding ulcers run in my family, we give them to each other.

— Lois McMaster Bujold

...men in fear and hunger destroy their stomachs in the fight to secure certain food, where men hungering for love destroy everything lovable about…

— John Steinbeck

I received a card the other day from Steve Early which said, "Don't Worry Me--I am an 8 Ulcer Man on 4 Ulcer Pay.

— Harry S. Truman

Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are.

— Mark Vonnegut

A coach can't be concerned with the poor ballplayer. If the player can't make it, he's got to be out right away. It's a…

— John McNally

My bones are brittle, my heart weak and erratic, my esophagus and stomach riddled with ulcers, my reproductive system shot, my immune system useless...…

— Marya Hornbacher

One of the lowest points in my life was when I was diagnosed and combated with severe ulcerative colitis which is severe ulcers in…

— John Assaraf

[Electronic newspapers will bring] plenty of ulcers for journalists because they'll have new deadlines every 60 seconds. It'll be a race to file. On…

— Russ Wilcox

R is a velocity of measure, defined as a reasonable speed of travel that is consistent with health, mental well-being, and not being more…

— Douglas Adams

The poor think they will be happy when they become rich. The rich think they will be happy when they are rid of their…

— Anthony de Mello