I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half…

Because of you I gotta buy another damn door.

— Anonymous

If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I'd have 50 cents.…

— Anonymous

When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?

— David Letterman

“I’ll buy you a dress at half price, and hopefully half as much cloth was used and it’s twice as short as you’d prefer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What is the price of love? Half price—if you date a midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.

— Steve Martin

“I remember when you could get a good, virgin meal for half the price.”

— Isaiyan Morrison

“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”

— Nicki Elson

I say at our management conferences that the amount Wal-Mart grows in just one year is the equivalent of Costco's size.

— James Sinegal

Wal-Mart has always paid low wages, or, as Sam Walton put it, 'as little as we could get by with at the time.'

— Bill Dedman

A sane person would think that Wal-Mart would never carry 'Capitalism: A Love Story' because it's simply not in their best interests to inform…

— Michael Moore

Wal-Mart has become the whipping boy for political demagogues, unions and anti-traders. I suggest that they have the wrong target… Wal-Mart exists and prospers…

— Walter E. Williams

Yes. I think the anti-Wal-Mart is Costco, which pays much better and has much better health benefits and which is profitable and offers low…

— Barbara Ehrenreich

Today's leading real-world retailer, Wal-Mart, uses software to power its logistics and distribution capabilities, which it has used to crush its competition

— Marc Andreessen

The problem with Wal-Mart is that it's a business model premised on offering the customer low prices at any cost - any cost to…

— Liza Featherstone