I love watermelon! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!

Love watermelon with the seeds..it's fun to spit them at people!

— Carly Rae Jepsen

I would be more slender if I didn't eat a bit of chocolate or a cake now and again, but I'm not one of…

— Zoe Ball

A ripe watermelon will have a patch, creamy yellow in color, where the melon rested on the ground. If a watermelon has a white…

— Sohla El-Waylly

“Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.”

— Jarod Kintz

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.

— Hualing Nieh Engle

Despite popular belief that watermelon is made up of only water and sugar, watermelon is actually a nutrient-dense food with a high amount of…

— David Kirsch

But happiness is not always loud and bright and crowded. Happiness ripens like a watermelon, sweet and rosy on the inside with only a…

— E. L. Konigsburg

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar.

— Richard Brautigan

Whole watermelons will keep in the fridge for about a week with no negative consequences for the texture or flavor, while cut pieces are…

— Sohla El-Waylly

I don't know if this is an illusion but I would love to be able to take my card-throwing skills and be able to…

— Dave Franco

“As for sex. Well, of course I could’ve had sex. Guys will have sex with a watermelon if they’re desperate enough. Lots of girls…

— Carol Matas

“IT ALL BEGAN with the High Court case about the madman and the watermelons. The man in question, named Ivan, lived along the River…

— Kristin Cashore

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that makes you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with…

— Michelle Villaflor Amante

If you want to understand what a watermelon is, you take a watermelon, get a knife, and cut the watermelon. Then you put a…

— Seungsahn

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

— Enrico Caruso