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There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with…

— Mitch Hedberg

When I ask people what they think of when they hear the term 'cerebral palsy,' I usually get one of two responses. They either…

— Maysoon Zayid

It's all about the crowd and what type of event I am DJing. If it's a corporate party, I keep things upbeat but light.…

— Hannah Bronfman

About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night talk show.…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Writing is what's important to me, and anything that helps me do that - or enhances and prolongs and deepens and sometimes intensifies argument…

— Christopher Hitchens

I can't tell you how many fights I've seen late night at Waffle Houses. I've not been in one myself.

— Uncle Kracker

I relish the time I have when there are no interruptions. Most often the best time for writing is late at night.

— Franny Armstrong

“To all the secret writers, late-night painters, would-be singers, lapsed and scared artists of every stripe, dig out your paintbrush, or your flute, or…

— Shauna Niequist

There's nothing terribly wrong with The November Man in a serviceable late-night cable TV sort of way but neither is there anything terribly right…

— James Berardinelli

I'm not really a late night guy. I used to be when I was younger.

— Sergio Marchionne

Something special can happen late at night in a jazz club. As the crowd thins, the musicians intuitively sense that those few who have…

— Patricia Barber

When we developed the 'Seinfeld' show, we took a bet on Jerry Seinfeld, who was not a household name. But Jerry had a voice.…

— Warren Littlefield

There is no late-night comedy. You watch comedy, you watch whenever you want to tune on. You can it in the middle of the…

— George Schlatter

I wouldn't want to take the late night subway in the U.S. or go for a late night stroll in the U.K. Women feel…

— Sanam Saeed

With a lot of those 'S.N.L.' shorts, we would do them just as we wanted to do them and then beep out the bad…

— Akiva Schaffer