Paper balls? You were throwing balled up paper at an…

“I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.”

— Gini Koch

“Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt,…

— Gini Koch

“Do I really run like that?" (Kitty) "Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy." "Thank God. I think I look like a…

— Gini Koch

“They didn't answer. But I was thinking. I'd had to do a lot of thinking like this over the past year, and it was…

— Gini Koch

“ And like a good neighbor, Alpha Centauri is there.” Touched by an Alien”

— Gini Koch

“But before I ran out and got shot by someone I merely hadn't seen, I examined the remote. There were a lot of buttons…

— Gini Koch

“I'm with the Naked Ape." Jareen said. "Let's get in there and kick some evil overlord butt.”

— Gini Koch

“The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.”

— Gini Koch

“Suddenly, I can see you weren’t bragging – once you go alien, you really do never go back.”

— Gini Koch

“Wow, bossy and nasty. What a fun combo.”

— Gini Koch

“We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the…

— Gini Koch

“Great. I was housing with the Extreme Morning Militants. What a joy.”

— Gini Koch

“Boxers or briefs- FINALLY! ‘THE’ QUESTION! FINALLY! I’ve been waiting since my first interview for someone to ask me this! And, my answer is:…

— Gini Koch

“Yeah, I know. It's one of my plans. It'll go all Dog Day Afternoon somewhere along the line. But a girl can dream, can't…

— Gini Koch

“Superfast beings shouldn't piss off the comics geek-girl.”

— Gini Koch