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There's a funny fool. I have a riddle for you, Shagwell…

“There's a funny fool. I have a riddle for you, Shagwell. Why do you care if she screams? Oh, wait, I know." He shouted "SAPPHIRES," as loudly as he could. Cursing, Rorge kicked at his stump again. Jaime howled. I never knew there was such agony in the world, was the last thing he remembered…” quote by George R.R. Martin
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““There's a funny fool. I have a riddle for you, Shagwell. Why do you care if she screams? Oh, wait, I know." He shouted "SAPPHIRES," as loudly as he could. Cursing, Rorge kicked at his stump again. Jaime howled. I never knew there was such agony in the world, was the last thing he remembered thinking. It was hard to say how long he was gone, but when the pain spit him out, Urswyck was there, and Vargo Hoat himself. "Thee'th not to be touched," the goat screamed, spraying spittle all over Zollo. "Thee hath to be a maid, you foolth! Thee'th worth a bag of thapphireth!" And from then on, every night Hoat put guards on them, to protect them from his own. Two nights passed in silence before the wench finally found the courage to whisper, "Jaime? Why did you shout out?" "Why did I shout out 'sapphires,' you mean? Use your wits, wench. Would this lot have cared if I shouted 'rape'?" "You did not need to shout at all." "You're hard enough to look at with a nose. Besides, I wanted to make the goat say, 'thapphireth.””

George R.R. Martin

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A chaotic scene uses dark humor and violent imagery to explore cruelty, power, and the absurdity of suffering.

In simple terms: Violence can be twisted into grotesque jokes.

Key Takeaway

Recognize cruelty’s absurdity and resist it.

Themes

power violence absurdity dark humor

Mood

dark gritty provocative

Type

literary critical

When to use this quote

  • war zones
  • abuse
  • political oppression
  • personal trauma

Key Concepts

fantasy psychology morality

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this scene reveal about power?
  • Can humor ever justify violence?
A Different Perspective

Humor may trivialize real suffering.

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