I'm thirty-nine years old. I've got a wife that I can't…

The idea really came to me the day I got my new false teeth.

— George Orwell

“She had the kind of legs that make an old man's false teeth rattle when they're still in the glass.”

— Don Cambou

You're like a false teeth I can't smile without you.

— Anonymous

So who's perfect? ... Washington had false teeth. Franklin was nearsighted. Mussolini had syphilis. Unpleasant things have been said about Walt Whitman and Oscar…

— John O'Hara

“Mr. Herriton, don’t – please, Mr. Herriton – a dentist. His father’s a dentist.” Philip gave a cry of personal disgust and pain. He…

— E.M. Forster

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

— Carol Burnett

“Dream about me while you're in school." "Would that be with or without your false teeth?" He gave me a slow wink. "They're fangs."…

— Jenny B. Jones

I read anything that’s going to be interesting. But you don’t know what it is until you’ve read it. Somewhere in a book on…

— Terry Pratchett

My father made false teeth. Unfortunately, during the Depression, not many people could afford them, and my parents lost their home.

— Al Feldstein

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on…

— Steven Wright

Be careful that you don't lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles.

— Anonymous

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The new friends whom we make after attaining a certain age and by whom we would fain replace those whom we have lost, are…

— Nicolas Chamfort

“An elderly man called Keith Mislaid his set of false teeth— They’d been laid on a chair, He’d forgot they were there, Sat down,…

— Janice Thompson