How can you practice dancing in an airplane? There's a law…

Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

— Paul Dickson

I no longer have aspirations to be a superstar or a famous dancer. In fact, I've got a rehearsal hall down in the basement…

— Ken Berry

Seen from the point of view of the composer, the most nonsensical practice is that of casting people in musicals who are unable to…

— Ernest Gold

Sometimes life is like being stuck in the middle-seat of an airplane, next to a ridiculously fat person and a crying baby.

— Anonymous

I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor, I said,…

— Rush Limbaugh

From computers to information technology to airplanes, it has been America's unique blend of republican government and free-market capitalism that has allowed us to…

— George Nethercutt

I don't have a fear of flying; I have a fear of crashing.

— Billy Bob Thornton

I'm 17 years old. I'm not a straight-A student or anything. Even so, I figured out how to make an Internet that they can't…

— Cory Doctorow

The way I see it, you can either work for a living or you can fly airplanes. Me, I'd rather fly.

— Len Morgan

On the second airplane to france and we're done ! yeyyyyyyyyy !! this one was more full :P

— Shmmopy

We live in a world where it has become politically correct to avoid absolutes. Many want all religions to be given the same honor,…

— Anonymous

I believe that anyone who flies in an airplane and doesn't spend most of his time looking out the window wastes his money.

— Marc Reisner

I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death.

— Jesse Ventura

I shoot in black and white, sometimes color, sometimes if it looks good I shoot out the window of the airplanes or whatever, anything…

— Robert Barry

The time that one gains cannot be accumulated in a storehouse; it is contradictory to want to save up existence, which, the fact is,…

— Simone de Beauvoir