Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.

“...and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.”

— Wodehouse

Sometimes we are inclined to class those who are once-and-a-half witted with the half-witted, because we appreciate only a third part of their wit.

— Henry David Thoreau

“I stopped being half-witted and became sly whenever I took the trouble.”

— Samuel Beckett

It is the fundamental theory of all the more recent American law...that the average citizen is half-witted, and hence not to be trusted to…

— H. L. Mencken

“Thou man of scruffy looks, thou who heard’st nerfs, Thou fool-born wimpled roughhewn waste waste of flesh!”

— Ian Doescher

Every one called me scruffy, a scratter, that's what they used to call me. I was known as that. Scratter was the nickname.

— Angela Rayner

“And so each of the passersby on this corner, every scruffy, oversize, undersize, weird, fat, or bony or limping or muttering or foreign-looking, or…

— E.L. Doctorow

You know Santa may have killed Scruffy, but he makes a good point. -Fry

— Futurama

“Jesus, Miles. You’re scruffy, your hair’s a mess, your eyebrows need plucking, your teeth are obviously British, you’re gonna have to start working out…

— Jane Harvey-Berrick

“He's twenty-nine. And what did you think he was going to look like?" She shrugged. "You know-old. Grizzled. Long white beard. Scruffy robes. Loveable,…

— Chloe Neill

You size up someone physically in less than one second - too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too old, too young, too…

— Helen Fisher

“He has a scruffy kind of beard and he’s wearing a plaid shirt that together would look unbearably hipsterish if it wasn’t for the…

— Jessica Meyers

I prefer a scruffy atmosphere.

— Dries van Noten

My style is scruffy with a touch of androgyny.

— Sadie Frost

“And then he laughed. It was short and brief, but genuine and made the dimples stand out on his scruffy cheeks. It was the…

— Karina Halle