I have some advice: Unless she is pregnant or handicapped…

I always knew the woman I wanted to be-I knew I wanted to be a woman who was independent a woman who was in…

— Diane von Furstenberg

“You’re a lady. It’s written all over you, but the West doesn’t forgive any woman-unless she’s got a man.”

— Liliana Shelbrook

“No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket or at least had been…

— Rex Stout

“Never go to another woman about your woman. Not unless you want an insidious form of advice.”

— Donna Lynn Hope

“If you are a girl, I don't think you should necessarily become a lesbian, although if the idea appeals to you, I wouldn't say…

— Suzanne Finnamore

The best wingman is a woman. Unless you get into a fight.

— Nikhil Saluja

No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket.

— Rex Stout

I'm not interested in seeing a film just made by a woman - not unless she is looking for new images.

— Agnes Varda

It sometimes looks as though woman would not be woman unless man insisted upon it, since she tends so markedly to be just a…

— Florida Scott-Maxwell

Ma petite is not a subtle woman. Unless you say it, she will not understand it.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.

— Daniel Tosh

Never try to outsmart a woman, unless you are another woman.

— William Lyon Phelps

Never ask a woman when she's due unless you know for a fact she's expecting.

— Eric Dane

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

— Zach Braff

“There is no generosity in women. They want everything coming in and nothing going out. They show no trust. Lord God, how they hate…

— Charles Portis