Artemus Ward: Respected Sir—My wife was afflicted with the…
““Artemus Ward: Respected Sir—My wife was afflicted with the pipsywipsy in the head for nearly eight years. The doctors all gave her up. But in a fortunate moment she went to one of your lectures, and commenced recovering very rapidly. She is now in perfect health. We like your lectures very much. Please send me a box of them. They are purely vegetable. Send me another five dollar bill and I’ll write you another certificate twice as long as this. Yours,””
About This Quote
This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.
A humorous, exaggerated request for more lectures, treating them as a commodity and joking about payment.
In simple terms: The writer jokes about wanting more lectures and paying for them.
Don’t take requests too seriously; enjoy humor.
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- personal letters
- public speaking events
- marketing jokes
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- What does this humor reveal about audience expectations?
- How does satire affect perception of value?
The tone may be misinterpreted as insincere.