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“More data—such as paying attention to the eye colors of the people around when crossing the street—can make you miss the big truck.”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

“I see other people crossing the street at the curb and I don't know how they can do it.”

— Steve Martin

Crossing the street* Age 5, hold's mommy's hand. Age 10, stop, looks, and listen. Age 14+,Run bit**, run!

— Anonymous

I've noticed that even people who believe in fate look both ways before crossing the street.

— Stephen Hawking

Soon, I'm going to need help crossing the street.

— Robert Plant

“Directly in front of me, crossing the street, I saw a woman laughing and walking arm in arm with two men. When she came…

— Nancy B. Brewer

It's wild to be visiting New York and crossing the street and having someone yell out at me, 'Hey, Rusty!' Or to be recognized…

— Graham Patrick Martin

“Careful crossing the street," Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk] "Ha!" Jody said. "I am a finely tuned predator.…

— Christopher Moore

You get racism crossing the street; it's in the very fabric of American society.

— Nina Simone

Believe me, you can be in the middle of a beautiful take and the next thing you know you're awash in people crossing the…

— Victor Levin

Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.

— Moms Mabley

Lady crossing the street, not paying attention, almost got hit. Turns to husband & screams, 'Why didn't YOU watch where I was going?!'

— Kal Penn

You make decisions just crossing the street.

— Kenny Smith

“Nothing of importance happened today.”

— Anonymous

Forget the girl that forgot about you

— Clive