Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try…

Nobody should smoke cigarettes - and smoking with an ulcer is like pouring gasoline on a burning house.

— Anonymous

The 20th-century ulcer epidemic was a sign of good health in American people - good diet, strong acidity and healthy immune response actually make…

— Barry Marshall

I hate putting negative energy out into the world. But it's either inside or out. I mean, it's either get an ulcer or have…

— Sharon Van Etten

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

— Paul Lynde

“Beasley was a little man whose face looked like an X ray of an ulcer.”

— Rod Serling

You must lance an ulcer to heal it. You must tear down parts of an old building to restore it, and so it is…

— Rumi

“But the decubitus ulcer presents a unique psychological horror. The word “decubitus” comes from the Latin decumbere, to lie down. As a rule, bedridden…

— Caitlin Doughty

Envy is the ulcer of the soul.

— Socrates

“Anybody over sixteen without an ulcer's a goddamn spy.”

— J.D. Salinger

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

— Tommy Bolt

I wanted to do 'Texas Trilogy' on stage. But it didn't do well in New York. In fact, it did very badly there, thanks…

— Diane Ladd

“Your ability to survive anything that gets thrown at you sometimes leaves the rest of us swallowing ulcer medication for days afterward. I don't…

— Patricia Briggs

It was so frustrating to see ulcer patients having surgery, or even dying, when I knew a simple antibiotic treatment could fix the problem.

— Barry Marshall

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.

— Austin O'Malley

I'm going to do my best to do both and die of an ulcer at age 30.

— Shane West