You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were? — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
It's not an overnight thing. I can legitimately say I've been working my ass off for a long time and the fact… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
