The copyeditor I drew was a brachycephalic, web-footed…

David James is a cretin.

— Paolo Di Canio

Ken Bates is a football cretin.

— Martin O'Neill

“A cretin can kill you just as efficiently as a genius, and usually a whole lot quicker because a cretin has no conscience.”

— Eric Van Lustbader

Photographers who come up with power never get accused of imitating anyone else even though they photograph the same broom, same street, same portraits.

— Minor White

It is up to us to organize the people. As for the reactionaries in China, it is up to us to organize the people…

— Mao Zedong

I use all sorts of things to work with: old brooms, old sweaters, and all kinds of peculiar tools and materials... I paint to…

— Francis Bacon

I mean, give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere.

— Keith Richards

She comes by night, in fearsome flight, in garments black as pitch, the queen of doom upon her broom, the wild and wicked witch.

— Jack Prelutsky

There was this big skiffle craze happening for a while in England… Everybody was in a skiffle group..All you needed was an acoustic Guitar,…

— George Harrison

Honoured sir, poverty is not a vice, that's a true saying. Yet I know too that drunkeness is not a virtue, and that's even…

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

The person who sweeps the floor should choose the broom.

— Howard Behar

Let’s see . . . ah, yes, this is nice and cozy.” It was a broom cupboard.

— Anonymous

After that, he tried to go upstairs through the broom cupboard, and then the yard. This seemed to puzzle him a little. But finally…

— Diana Wynne Jones

“Street sweepers were pulling their wide brooms down the road and the swish of their brooms filtered through the tail-end of her dreams.”

— Shani Mootoo

There's times when I'm cleaning the kitchen, and while I'm doing that, I'm singing and air guitaring with a broom to 'You Should Be…

— Corey Taylor