Elect me as your congressman today, I promise you an…

Unpleasant questions are being raised about Mother's Day. Is this day necessary? . . . Isn't it bad public policy? . . . No…

— Russell Baker

Now, [Donald] Trump has thus far gotten endorsements from illustrious group, that includes Sarah Palin, David Duke, Dennis Rodman, racially profiling birther sheriff, Joe…

— Chris Hayes

America, not Keith Ellison, decides what book a congressman takes his oath on,

— Dennis Prager

Talking with most people usually involves a search for truth. Talking with congressmen is strictly special effects.

— Jack McDevitt

So, the point I'm making is, we are not going to cut spending in Washington if we think it's the job of every congressman…

— Jim DeMint

That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.

— Will Rogers

It's amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman, maybe, but…

— Jessica Cutler

The sport of wrestling is a tremendous builder of the values and characteristics which are needed to succeed in any walk of life. Much…

— Dennis Hastert

African American Congressman Bobby Rush wore a hoodie on the floor of Congress to make a point this week. And they threw him out.…

— Bill Maher

Dan Coats, retiring senator from Indiana, a mild-mannered man, a former United States ambassador to Germany, former congressman, said of Ted Cruz he's the…

— Mark Shields

Leo Crowley, Harry [Truman]'s Foreign Economic Administrator, tells Congressmen the theory...: 'If you create good governments in foreign countries, automatically you will have better…

— Anonymous

Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…

— Jay Leno

Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…

— Jay Leno

You don't have to be a spiritual seeker, you can be a businessman dealing with the revolution in computers. You could be a congressman,…

— Marianne Williamson

Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason

— Pete McCloskey