This is so nice, it must be illegal.

It might interest you that just as the U.S. was ramping up its involvement in Vietnam, LBJ launched an illegal invasion of the Dominican…

— Junot Diaz

I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

— Jon Stewart

[Could you show us how Lana Del Rey dances in a club?] That would be illegal.

— Lana Del Rey

Stupid is not illegal.

— Dave Ramsey

The Chinese describe themselves as political refugees. Many base that claim on China's strict population laws, which allow them to have only one child.…

— Ed Koch

On March 12, 2004, acting attorney general James B. Comey and the Justice Department's top leadership reached the brink of resignation over electronic surveillance…

— Barton Gellman

Even the Supreme Court, back when it used to makes sense, the Supreme Court has never ruled that a baby born to illegal aliens…

— Rush Limbaugh

I think we have two conflicting traditions in this country. I think it's important for us to recognize that we've got a tradition of…

— Barack Obama

Before the Freedom of Information Act, I used to say at meetings "The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." [...]…

— Henry A. Kissinger

I mean, you take a look at this, it's one way. [Mexicans] get the jobs, they get the factories, they get the cash, and…

— Donald Trump

I am calling on all citizens with access to unreleased records pertaining to illegal, unconstitutional, or immoral government activities to return those records to…

— Ryan Shapiro

Helen Crawfurd and the Women's Peace Crusade, made a march on the City Chambers, distributing an illegal leaflet in front of police and even…

— Willie Gallacher

Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why…

— Roseanne Barr

“The W. M. Keck Observatory is the only employer that has surprised me during my employment with urine tests for illegal drugs.”

— Steven Magee

“Interacting with a corrupt government judge is futile.”

— Steven Magee