Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna…

When I'm doing a movie, I eat the same thing every day. For lunch, it's tuna salad or chicken salad and cole slaw. That's…

— Sylvester Stallone

“Would you like a tuna-salad sandwich?' 'Yes,' God said. 'Thank you.”

— Octavia E. Butler

I can make a couple of good sandwiches: tuna salad and chopped egg salad. And Greek bean soup. I was a cook for my…

— Leonard Cohen

“I grabbed a menu and looked at the selections. There were several tempting salads, including one with field greens, goat cheese, pecans, raisins, and…

— Mary Simses

“The way she looks right now, you have to think about multiple car pile-ups. Imagine two bloodmobiles colliding head on. The way she looks,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn't come in mouse flavor?

— Seth Godin

You have to ask yourself, what are the things that matter to you most in your life? If you have to have a latte…

— William J. Bernstein

“I am not a fan of supermarkets and I hate shopping there, even for things I can't get elsewhere, like cat food and bin…

— Jeanette Winterson

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

— Steven Wright

“You must have six boxes of cat food in that cupboard." "Moshe gets cranky if I don't keep a variety." After tasking his breakfast,…

— Nora Roberts

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

— Douglas Coupland

I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's…

— Jenny Eclair

“This might work. We might survive. We might not have to eat cat food.”

— K.A. Tucker

I can be singing about cat food and I'll make you think that I mean it.

— Sammy Hagar

“panel applicants at the initial screening were asked not only to describe the cat foods but also to rate them according to how much…

— Mary Roach