I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible.

“I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of…

— Elle Lothlorien

“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be…

— Elle Lothlorien

“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three if you…

— Elle Lothlorien

“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren’t related, I would’ve left too. Actually…is…

— Elle Lothlorien

“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another…

— Elle Lothlorien

“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it…

— Elle Lothlorien

“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except…

— Elle Lothlorien

“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“We’re late. For a VERY important date”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Locals. They’ll eventually get out. They’re annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it’s closed. ‘Cause some kid pooped in the water.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“I believe it went like this—and stop me if I’m wrong, Mousey: ‘Listen, we may not be our own continent and everything, but we…

— Elle Lothlorien

“Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.”

— Elle Lothlorien