I’m walking toward the Walmart’s electronics section when…

“They were an army of grim reapers, waging a war against those of us who had the audacity to live and embrace the pleasures…

— Edward Trimnell

“Well, that sack was full of heads. And if you saw the sack, then you probably saw the big knife as well.”

— Edward Trimnell

“If you do the right thing for selfish reasons, does that detract from the rightness of the act itself?”

— Edward Trimnell

“Something will eventually take my life—but the head collector won’t.”

— Edward Trimnell

“grey hair fell in clumps from a pallid, wart-covered scalp.”

— Edward Trimnell

“Samhain, Crom Cruach, and Bwca Llwyd.”

— Edward Trimnell

“Shove off, dickhead.”

— Edward Trimnell

“On the way out I pass another sales clerk. She’s a bit older and rather on the chubby side. As I’m about to push…

— Edward Trimnell

“It has been my observation that Walmart’s “everyday low prices” are at least partly achieved by minimizing the number of sales clerks on the…

— Edward Trimnell

“The youths were consumed by the fire, so that no one was to hear their wedding songs.”

— Edward Trimnell

“For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.” -2 Corinthians, 2: 18”

— Edward Trimnell

“Be careful”, he said. “It’s a scary, scary night out there.”

— Edward Trimnell

“The head collector was telling me that he was going to kill me now—that there was nothing for me to do but reconcile myself…

— Edward Trimnell

“Salvation could come out of nowhere, but so could disaster.”

— Edward Trimnell

“It’s not uncommon for me to see the head collector at this time of year. I only see him briefly—and never up close.”

— Edward Trimnell