Mother-in-laws are necessary, as are mosquitoes, athlete's…

“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was…

— Andrea Portes

“Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love?”

— Christy Pastore

“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“Save the World-ers”

— Kajsa Li Paludan

“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong…

— E.A. Bucchianeri

“It’s a vampire cabal and I’m feeling like the odd human out…or lunch.”

— Heather McVea

“I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.”

— Charles Dickens

“A silenced leader's gaze stifles the oppressor”

— Andy I. Svikiro

“Anything can happen in Hollywood, even good things.”

— JP Mac

“relations are the failures of life.”

— Anonymous

“Just because I have shoes on is no sign that I am walking.”

— Eugene Blase

“First, let me finish. Then interrupt.”

— Brian Spellman

“You can't be too careful about work. It's the most dangerous habit known to medical science.”

— Eugene O'Neill

“My life is measured into two distinct phases . . . BC is before cellulite and AC is for after cellulite. Sad but so true!”

— Anonymous

“When you're twenty-one, life is a roadmap. It's only when you get to twenty-five or so that you begin to suspect you've been looking…

— Stephen King