It so happens that I'm so haphazardous. I'll puke a piece…

Explain me to myself, you’ll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, I’ll puke monkey blood on your understated shoes.

— Don DeLillo

If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.

— Katie Couric

“It is the great mass of mankind, the mob, the people, who create the permanently bad times. The world is only the mirror of…

— Henry Miller

Today I want to puke when I hear the word 'radical' applied so slothfully and stupidly to Islamist murderers; the most plainly reactionary people…

— Christopher Hitchens

I have actually programmed a fair bit in Perl, like I have C++ code published with my name on it. Other things I have…

— Erik Naggum

Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.

— Anonymous

I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.

— Lucy Punch

“A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid.”

— Carl Hiaasen

Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you haven’t been hunting things on the dark side of the world. It’s a ripe,…

— Lilith Saintcrow

It’s a Belgian beer, sweetie. Please tell me you’ve at least heard of it. (Blaine) Boy, I was born in Brussels and the last…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one…

— Harry Crews

“the books shot off the shelf like academic projectile puke.”

— Leigh Evans

The person I love would never wear fur. Fur just makes me think of shallow women who have no conscience. The fur industry belongs…

— Gavin Rossdale

It is useless not to seek, not to want, for when you cease to seek you start to find, and when you cease to…

— Samuel Beckett

A South Korean inventor has finally created the robot that mankind has been waiting for. Scientists who have been worried about the robot apocalypse…

— Mike Pesca