Free cheese comes only in traps.

I have a lot of secret uses for sour cream, which is the magic ingredient in my mac and cheese. It's an old-timey, Southern…

— Paula Deen

I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I…

— Nick Antosca

“Rachel could sell cheese to vegans.”

— Megan Frazer

Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to…

— Brian Posehn

It's still possible to savor the remarkable foods that millennia of human ingenuity have teased from milk. A sip of milk itself or a…

— Harold McGee

It shows you exactly how a star is formed; nothing else can be so pretty! A cluster of vapor, the cream of the milky…

— Benjamin Disraeli

There should be a burnished tablet let into the ground on the spot where some courageous man first ate Stilton cheese, and survived.

— Anonymous

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

— Becca Fitzpatrick

I happen to enjoy grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches.

— Chuck Feeney

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

— Zach Galifianakis

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham…

— Anonymous

With iPad publishing, you can try new things, experiment, and even launch new magazines without the massive risk normally associated with print publishing. The…

— Scott Kelby

Most religion-mongers have bated their paradises with a bit of toasted cheese. They have tempted the body with large promises of possessions in their…

— James Russell Lowell

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

— Anonymous

Aye ! Cream cheese & a bagle . Have a glass of milk & an ego . I'm rockin' pj's with no shirt . I smoke weed , eat yogurt .

— Mac Miller