Perhaps some ghoulish maid service swept through the hotel…

“You probably don't remember that, do you? Depression has a way of vaporizing big parts of your memory. Important parts.”

— Drew Magary

“My run up the avenue was complicated by the fact that everyone was staring at their damn phones and tablets, and not at the…

— Drew Magary

“She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.”

— Drew Magary

When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid, one that stands…

— Drew Magary

With toilet books, people don't review them that much. They don't really pay much attention to them. It's just like, "Oh, okay. I'll put…

— Drew Magary

“Every book was a door; every page a new place to hide.”

— Drew Magary

“Okay," I confessed. "You got me. I don't want to die. I'm terrified of death. I fear there's nothing beyond it and that this…

— Drew Magary

I took time in the day to write as much of the book as I possibly could. I didn't write too much at night,…

— Drew Magary

“It was night, and even if any good Samaritan saw the smoke, it wasn't like they would come running. This was America. No one…

— Drew Magary

“I once met a traveler who told me he would live to see the end of time. He laid out all his vitamins before…

— Drew Magary

Once ESPN leaves you, and you don't have a foothold anywhere else, you're done. It's very hard to do anything else, because in some…

— Drew Magary

I occasionally get glimpses, but I have to reprioritize, because that's how it naturally progresses - things like family, responsibilities, and your job all…

— Drew Magary

You'll paint some nursery and the kid will want to sleep in a drawer.

— Drew Magary

“Jokes about butts WORKED.”

— Drew Magary

“Once they've borne children, mothers can construct virtually any costume using scissors, felt, Elmer's glue, and a leftover pen spring. They're like the Special…

— Drew Magary