It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!

I heard it from a bird but ima tell it to the source.

— Anonymous

In fact, I heard Bird first, and had got well into listening to him. You know, it's the kind of accidental thing that awareness…

— Gerry Mulligan

I heard a bird sing In the dark of December A magical thing And sweet to remember. 'We are nearer to Spring Than we…

— Oliver Herford

“After so many years of foolishness, you have once again had an idea, have done something, have heard the bird in your chest singing…

— Herman Hesse

Listening to the birds tells you different things about a place. I heard bird sounds I'd never heard before. I heard street sounds and…

— Matana Roberts

The first time I heard Bird play, it hit me right between the eyes.

— John Coltrane

I heard a bird congratulating itself all day for being a jay. Nobody cared. But it was glad all over again, and said so,…

— William Stafford

I heard a bird so sing, Whose music, to my thinking, pleased the king.

— William Shakespeare

We were surprised how closely the cuckoo imitated the clock-and yet, of course, it could never have heard a clock.

— Mark Twain

A wise old owl once lived in a wood, the more he heard the less he said, the less he said the more he…

— Flann O'Brien

One of the best records I’ve ever heard. Seriously, maybe top 20 all-time… I think if Rich Mullins had been given more time here,…

— Todd Agnew

Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird! No hungry generations tread thee down; The voice I hear this passing night was heard In…

— John Keats

We got him to talk to a psych doctor once, the doctor asked if he heard things other people don't. Sure, Paul answered, I…

— Nick Flynn

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

— Carl Barron

Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul…

— L. Neil Smith