There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.

— Gail Porter

In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things.

— Rohinton Mistry

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

— Matthew Arnold

“As far as I'm concerned, baldness is the male breast cancer, only much worse because almost everyone gets it. True, it's not life-threatening. Just…

— Augusten Burroughs

I bet the reason people are afraid of going bald is because it makes them think of the end of life. I mean, when…

— Haruki Murakami

“He was miles past middle age with a gut that housed ample good meals. A patch of silver hair formed a trail from his…

— Brandi L. Bates

“Have you tried this treatment for female baldness? I hear it’s life-changing.”

— Laini Taylor

I know what baldness can do to a man. When you see guys with a toupee that should come with a chinstrap, or somebody…

— Joe Buck

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

— Earl Wilson

According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.

— Federico Fellini

We all of us must come to terms with what and who we are, and recognize that this wisdom is not going to earn…

— Sándor Márai

I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.

— Clive Anderson

It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

“Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.

— Evan Esar