Weed no swisher I'm only smoking papers

Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.

— Moliere

The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has…

— George Henry Borrow

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the…

— Bill Maher

I guarantee you [Hillary Clinton] is smoking in humiliation over the idea that she needs to heal and that [Donald] Trump's the guy to…

— Rush Limbaugh

It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.

— Mark Twain

The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers is taken as unity…

— Richard Doll

It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.

— Edward Kennedy

Most of us have the residue of thousands of songs in our ears, that if you end up songwriting, I think you're mostly smoking…

— Tom Waits

Self-righteousness has killed more people than smoking.

— John McCarthy

Oh, it was delicious to have someone to keep secrets with. If I'd had a sister or a brother closer in age, I guessed…

— Kathryn Stockett

You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and…

— David Letterman

I roll with Ladies just as tropic as the chronic in my pocket Cop it, Crush it, Roll it, Spark it, and mix it…

— Lloyd Banks

We have too many preacherettes preaching too many sermonettes to too many Christianettes smoking cigarettes.

— Leonard Ravenhill

If the fact that people make poor decisions is reason enough for the government to second-guess their decisions about dangerous activities such as smoking…

— Jacob Sullum

Taking in and blowing out smoke? And now you see girls smoking cigars. It got to be such a fad. Girls on the covers…

— James Coburn