I want a woman who can go to the saloon with me, not…

I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up…

— Milton Berle

When I'm writing in long hand, it just goes on and on and on. When I was in the saloon business, I would just…

— Malachy McCourt

If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on a corner, I'd choose the saloon every time. People who…

— Jay Adams

If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.

— W. C. Fields

men will have to resign themselves to the fact that the old-time saloon, for men only, will never again exist. Once a woman has…

— Alice-Leone Moats

I ask especially that no state shall, by law or otherwise, authorize the return of the saloon, either in its old form or in…

— Franklin D. Roosevelt

My books kept me from the ring, the dog-pit, the tavern, and the saloon.

— Thomas Hood

I'm not messing around with nobody's woman. If I want a woman I go get her - you know what I mean?

— Miles Davis

I want a woman that wants me to take care of myself because truly, that tells a lot about you. And if you don't…

— Ginuwine

I want a woman to walk past and say, "I would love to be in a picture with him."

— Iman Shumpert

I want to meet a woman that will make me stop and listen to what she has to say. I want a woman who…

— Henry Rollins

I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins.

— Eddie Murphy

“Stale beer sticks to wobbling tables. The cigarette machine flashes in the corner, mocking smokers who never have any change on them. There’s no…

— Craig Stone

“S-a-l-o-o-n,” said Benny, reading the sign over the door of the building. “What is a saloon?” “This saloon is a Western-style restaurant,” said Bart.…

— Gertrude Chandler Warner

There is no law, divine or human, that the saloon respects.

— Billy Sunday