I like it wet and hard, up and down!

The first year of marriage is like wet cement

— Robert Wolgemuth

“Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. —Haim Ginott”

— Marti Olsen Laney

“And is that what love looks like -- all wet mouths and your skirt rucked up?" "Sometimes it is.”

— David Nicholls

“People are like wet fabrics: You can never know their true color unless you squeeze them dry.”

— Elmer Ryan Claudio

Creative people are like a wet towel You wring them out and pick up another one.

— Charles Revson

“You’re cute when you’re pissed. Kind of like a wet kitten. Gets me hard.”

— Joanna Wylde

“My penis is like a wet noodle, only not as thick. Or tasty.”

— Jarod Kintz

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

— Pamela Anderson

“I got a feeling this whole thing is going to come apart like wet bread.”

— Natalie Babbitt

“And is that what love looks like - all wet mouth sand your skirt rucked up?”

— David Nicholls

“She was warm and smelt like a wet sparrow.”

— Andrzej Sapkowski

“She’d never been any kind of camper, never had been good at relieving a full bladder on a whim. Never had quite figured out…

— Robyn Carr

“If passion was a substance I would say it is dark brown, and then blood red. It's like wet grass, tons of it soaked…

— Eileen Myles

I feel like a wet seed wild in the hot blind earth.

— William Faulkner

“Looks like we’re about to get wet,” I said, stating the obvious. He laughed. “I don’t care.” He grabbed me by the waist and…

— Lacey Weatherford